Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
ed mcmahon, farrah fawcett, and michael jackson all in one week. What next god, are you juts gonna take my penis too?
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
I'm pretty sure the bus driver knew how hung over I was and hit all the pot holes on purpose. I threw up into my water bottle.
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
How high are you?
I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
I told him I might be pregnant and he said he'd buy me a test and a twix bar. I'm marrying him. Tomorrow.
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