so that wasnt chicken after all
hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
It's like Facebook knows when I'm about to masturbate and tells me to reconnect with exes.
he asked me to smell his eyeballs.
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
I'm going to make a stack of pancakes and fuck it. Right now.
It was a blast. I was going to say that throwing up in the airport bathroom wasn't classy, but it's classier than quietly puking into a fast food cup while in your seat during takeoff...
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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