i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
Don't text me when you know I'm doing lines on my phone
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
Had a dream I dropped the L word and immediately threatened to kill myself
You probably shouldn't be having nightmares about expressing affection
Your boyfriend being in jail is really helping my social life! #GotASingleDrinkingBuddyAgain
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
Randomize
