Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
Can you do me a favor and fuck someone with a car so I can get a ride home?
I want nothing more to get stoned and go to your little sisters petting zoo party but I need to have priorities
Walking back from greek row alone at 3:30am in a child's kangaroo suit...not my proudest moment
That makes the second boyfriend of hers that I've fucked. I'm gonna start keeping an eye on every guy she even speaks to. Girl is my sexual rabbit's foot.
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
I don't know who's idea it was to get wine for a frat party but my poor pitiful hung over self really fucking hates them.
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
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