and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
So im on with some ukrainian stripper for a vodka tasting tomorrow. If I die tell my family im awesome
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
Christ, I really took the slutcake last night.
Wait. Someome brought slutcake?
She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
I punched the bar tender after he cut me off. Hopped over the bar and made my own drink. That's how I got tazed
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
Dipping my sugar cookies in a glass of fireball and creme soda. This is holiday spirit
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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