Why are handjobs necessary in class?
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
These people keep looking at me like I'm the first person to ever eat ribs in a Home Depot.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
Speaking of fellatio on fictional characters, the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man would be a delicious blowjob.
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
Your anal douche was on bathroom counter. Now it's in dumpster. Not ok. I am mad. Very mad.
whatever bro. i had ice cream and whiskey for breakfast and its noon. this is the second worst christmas ever.
Well I mean he still had sex with me after I told him that I play fetch with the kids I take care of, so I'm not really looking too far ahead with him...
The main motivators in my life are my sex drive and spite
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
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