if i die of alcohol poisoning tonight, just know i kinda expected it and totally deserved it
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
It's ok that you're screwing someone else while trying to get back with me, I'm banging three girls while I ignore you.
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
Playing nyquil pong with a cat again
Just took a piss in some random bushes in a traffic jam and had to sprint back to the car. I'm a boss.
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
He stood up through the sunroof yelling "CHOCOLATE MILK BITCHESSSS!!!! YOU AIN'T WORTH SHIT NOW!!!" the sad part is he wasn't even drunk yet. I worry about him sometimes.
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