How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
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Every time my boyfriend threatens to commit suicide I change my relationship status as "widowed".
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
Just turned down sex because it's a holy day of obligation, my mom would be proud.
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
Maybe for you. You don't have to clean the melted butter off the stove. I LOST THE SPECIAL SEASONINGS.
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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