May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
So I went into my gym pretty wasted and asked the trainer guy if i could order a cock meat sandwich. Needless to say, I'm canceling my membership tomorrow.
Denmark girl wants me to go out but i remembered shes a raging whore with extremely questionable morals. Not feelin that tonight
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
She gave you a handy in the bar and you were surprised she was good with a dick?
Hahah good point
well, you know. whores of a feather.
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
His nipple licking is glorious
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
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