Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
When you called me you were telling a hobo that you couldn't spare ten bucks bc that was your beer money. All your words were slurred.
Fuck him.
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
Today's goals: get day drunk then sober up in time for the walking dead tonight.
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
I feel like my foot is being amputated. Or maybe it's the vodka. I couldn't tell you.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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