May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
I truly don't know anything about sober relationships. Normally I would just drunkenly yell "sex?" in a guy's face. What do I do now? Be like, sooo uhhh, wanna do it? Awkward, and even worse, I will remember clearly just how awkward it was.
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
i hooked up with some kid with a broken arm and he wouldnt even let me sign his cast
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
just learned i can hear my fish chewing his food WHILE HES IN HIS BOWL. im going to have to call you back.
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