she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
I'm sitting next to some random guy in a gorilla suit drinking out of a bottle of vodka.
He's majoring in Religion
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
Idk I somehow continue to get laid by pulling my dick out and reciting the 3 world country orphan kid commercials
I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
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