we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
I'm drinking reisling in a paper cup by myself in the garage.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
I was holding her hair back and when she quit puking she told me she's been saving her scissor virginity for me.
This weekend is gunna be a fucking shitshow. I don't even wanna know how many dicks will end up inside of me
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
Please wake up and help me figure out how I woke up on the floor with my head under the couch
You ran up a $300 bar bill on his card and he didn't have you arrested, be grateful and move on.
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