I just told my doc I would like to talk about my drinking problem, but that it would probably get in the way of my weekend plans.
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
oh great, iTunes now thinks im gay.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
You kept going up to guys in plaid and screaming "are you a lumberjack" in their faces
"I gave a guy a handjob last night, on a dog bed, inside a fireplace. It's going to be a good year."
Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
Happiness is having a 12 hour day thinking that there are only 2 beers in the fridge when you get home, but then finding 8. Fuck you Monday, this week I won.
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
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