The night began with "let go home early so we can study for my 9am final" and ended with "show me your boobs for a free pack of gum".My breasts are worth 14 sticks for a dollar.
my love horoscope just told me to "say it in frosting" should i take this literally?? i think yes.
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
In other news, last night I told somebody they made eczema look so good they should call it sexzema.
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
I just had a dream that I was fighting Donald Trump... Gotta stop watching the news before bed
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
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