Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
We're too lazy to do dishes, so we're making sangria in a flower vase.
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
Today I met the neighbor that shares my bedroom wall. When I pointed out my unit, he said, "Oh, that's you? Oh... that's you." I didn't think much of it until I was in bed tonight and I heard him clear his throat. He's. Heard. Everything.
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
i feel like if we ever had babies together they would just be drunk all the time
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
You know what i hate? I hate when the ppl you drunkenly made out with actually want to talk to you sober. It just doesn't work that way sir.
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
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