can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
I feel like your standards for women is like rent-a-centers standards for credit.
sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
They're making scrambled eggs at 2 in the morning... with rum
Legitimately semi-blackout across the table from the governor off a chardonnay i can't even pronounce.
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl
You went outside, peed in the front yard, and asked me to bring you some toilet paper.
Why is there a condom in my ukulele?
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
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