i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
I don't know where I am and I feel like a hippo shat in my mouth. This sofa is comfy though.
Just realized I'm still chewing the same gum post blow job. This Stride shit really has everlasting flavor. They should totally have an ad campaign based on blow jobs.
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
Note to self: Calvin Klein's are not safe to shit in.
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
I'm gonna write a book entitled "when you give a cop a cookie..."
I don't even want to know.
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
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