Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
Hey guys. This is Daniel texting on mayas phone. if she called you and told you that i made her have sex with me in my doghouse with my dog present that wasn't true.... so dont spread that.
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
Cuz its complicated and I hate complicated and I miss your penis
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
I'm currently deliberating if I'm going to be too drunk on New Years to handle wearing false eyelashes.
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
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