is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
don't worry dude, we didn't fuck on your bed out of respect for you
couldn't find a condom?
basically
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
Running into your random closeted hookup from last night is really awkward when you have to sit next to him and his girlfriend in a 200 person class.
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
If he can't cook well I'm just gonna buy a RealDoll and twenty cats and live my own fucking life
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
I'm laying backwards. On the stairs. Eating carrots. And drinking from a captain Morgan bottle.
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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