do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
omh. i just found SHIT IN THE SHOWER! who the fuck does that? and why do i always seem to find it?
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
You were hugging the toilet and shouting "don't let fatty eat me" through the closed door.
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
But theres a keg here and me gusta
Your cock deserves a montage
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
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