I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
i just realized that im half way to my goal of puking in every single toilet on our floor
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
He's not so smart and obsessed with sex and lacks listening comprehension skills. I feel like i'm dating a sexually competent sesame street character.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
Sorry I banged your sister. But in my defense you ain't fucked me in a month. In fact I should get a medal for keeping it in your family.
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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