Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
Sometimes I wonder how different my life would be if I didn't share a weekly margarita with my mom since i was 12
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
Mike showed up naked and in handcuffs. Again. Feel free to come over and laugh because I'm not helping this time.
well his attempt to make a white russian with instant coffee, gone off milk, and that weird probably illegal vodka we bought the other day isnt going well
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog.
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
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