idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
No more Irish car bombs ever.
I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
The psychic I saw today told me NOT to text the guy I haven't heard from yet since our first date this weekend b/c it wouldn't go anywhere...Miller light said otherwise. Miller light > Cleo
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
I'm having a funeral for my vibrator. Please be there. I need your dick for support.
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
Congratulations on giving me my first and second hickeys last night. I made it almost 30 years without one, but who needs class these days?
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
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