so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
Hungover. Be in at noonish. Turn my monitor on and put a hot cup of coffee on my desk so the boss thinks I'm in
I just ate a whole pineapple for lunch. You should be begging to give me a bj tonight.
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
WERE YOU GOING TO TELL ME THERE WAS A LOAF OF BANANA BREAD IN THE OVEN BEFORE YOU LEFT FOR A 5 HOUR SHIFT??
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
I can't tell if I'm hungover or if my cat just knocked the lamp on my face
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
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