I just saw a homeless man with a cat on a leash. reminded me of you.
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
you said you couldn't hang because you had to masturbate and feed your lizard
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
He used the ring emoji and we've gone out four times. What is my life.
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
My mom just busted me rolling a blunt on her bathroom counter. ...all she said was fuck it it's Christmas
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
this is the second day the intern has gotten me coffee. he either wants to bang me or thinks I'm more important than I am.
either way he's in for disappointment
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
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