There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
Sorry for locking you out after accusing you of eating my Skittles... I realized I was mistaken after just throwing up the rainbow.
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
FYI: telling a guy his dick is more impressive than you remembered it - they don't take it as a compliment.
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
I just woke up from quarter beer tuesdays wearing 3 pairs of underwear, none of which are the ones I left wearing...2 Around my waist and one around my shoulder in an attempt at a bra. At least drunk me tries to be decent?
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
Its really hard to get off when the googly eyes on your vibrator stare into your soul..
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
Oh my god my purse is too heavy for me to dance with boys cause it has too many stolen sink faucets in it
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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