You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
Please stop bringing your one night stands to Sunday brunch.
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
After he was done he gave me a case of landshark and tickets to tomorrows yankee game. This is the best nonrelationship ever
DRUNK CANOEING
Please text me if you survive.
LAND HO BITCH
Pretty sure the cab driver can even smell the sex coming from between my legs
So that wine I told you about is vile...
That the stuff you brewed in your dorm closet? Are you actually going to drink it?
Yup. It's drinkable. Might go blind, but I've got to use my chemistry minor for something.
I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
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