I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
Just shaved my legs with toilet water in a walgreens bathroom. I am so classy.
Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
I survive off of bourbon and the tears of others only
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
Looks like I accidentally stole two of your beers and left my pants at your place.
How did you leave without pants?
Then you guys just all showered together...?
I got home and he was wearing a suit. He said he reason was because it was shirt and tie Saturday and that he won't change until midnight. He then proceeded to answer the door in a British accent.
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
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