would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
**i WaNt TO sLaP mY niECe wHO ThINks iT iS cUte tO WriTE LiKE tHiS**
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
Note to self: do not take so many shots that you sit on the floor under the bar where nobody can see you, and reach out and grab peoples crotch.
For the amount of money I just spent on my dogs toe, I could have fucked the entire B squad at a low end strip club.
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
Curdled. you forgot that word. It was a curdled buttery nipple shot.
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
There may or may not be an ass shaped dent in the hood of my car. All I know is windshield wipers aren't as sturdy as you think to hold onto.
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
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