I'm gonna do things to you that will make the neighbors want to move.
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
guess who's eating a vending machine cheese danish, has no panties on, and is still the classiest bitch at this bus stop?
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
I've come to the conclusion while folding laundry and watching porn that I may be dead inside.
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
I'll be there with bells on. And by "bells" I mean "jäger bombs". And by "on" I mean "being poured down my gullet".
I came to the conclusion that Tinder and having the day off are not good for my relationship.
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
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