fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
We ended not having sex. I didn't want to explain that I was wearing a Unitard because all my socks and underwear were dirty.
every Thursday i draw one of my friends names out of a hat to choose who i will drunkenly text all weekend
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
Hah I guess I sent that to like ten people, along with another one of me sitting in a bath tub eating an ice cream sandwich.
Vodka and Jamison is not a mixed drink
The cat was building a spaceship out of the carpet, my legs were cans of tomato sauce, and there was something else in that pot you gave me.
Randomize
