NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
i have a $600 bill for my ER visit in which they did nothing but suggest to me that i am an alcoholic.
i wasn't about to bring her gummy handcuffs to her father's funeral
I HAVE stop dating guys for their prescriptions, you have no idea how awkward family dinner was. Thank god for his xanax.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
I just shit a hot coal. Pretty sure it's that fireball shot from yesterday.
I was afraid someone would drug test my pants so you set them on fire.
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.
If you come home to me in lingerie and you start vacuuming...I need to reevaluate my priorities
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
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