I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
Literally just spent 45 minutes converting my paintball gun to shoot condoms....
Tell me why I'm at Target and this entire Spanish family is crowding around the condoms questioning which ones they should get
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
I woke up in a sink... Not like curled up on top of it though. I was standing, bent over, face first. IN THE DAMN SINK.
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
Then he claimed me as his prize for 3rd place in a wing eating contest. Too romantic.
As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
Btw, how did you break into my room, and why did you decide that covering the mushrooms with a blanket was more secure than a lock on my door?
Do you know who these girls are? They're baking a cake, making chicken enchiladas, and bringing me beer everytime I finish one.
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