you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
I have to drop off my inflatable penis costume at the bar for my bartender. Do you think you could meet me there at like 630?
He told me I smelled like fruit loops and then bit me on the tit
I need to wake up with a beard between my thighs more often, I'm a fucking saint.
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
If she didn't have scissors in her hand I would have motor boated the fuck out of her when she was done cutting my hair.
About that photo of the cake you just sent. You do realize it’s on a glass table, right? We can all see your reflection in it, and you’re very obviously naked.
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