what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
we hooked up on one of my student's desks last night...i can't decide if i'm ashamed or massively proud of myself
dude you teach first grade wtf
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
he just looked at me, said "i think i'll keep you around, you put the seat back up and everything," and then burst into tears.
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
He stopped in the middle of having sex to ask me what shampoo I use. Apparently my hair smelled good
In a bar surrounded by couples hooking up. I'm just staring at one. Not drunk enough. Come save me.
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
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