Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
woke up with ski boots on and a kayak in my room... birthday successful? i'd say so
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
You crawled everywhere and rolled in ice cream. No more vodka for a month.
If you wanna be a real wingman, create some insecurity and comment on that pic of all the hot girls with "Id do every girl in this pic.. except the fat one".
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
Okay... I just said "preach it" to the pokemon theme song. I'm hammered.
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
She can't even plan ahead to have toilet paper for her next shit
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
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