I feel like i just miscarried Jesus's baby...
I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
Aaaaand now he just flexed his muscles at me and said "I'm a fucking eagle!"
I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
Yeah but who says we can't be shitfaced and tan at the same time?
my ex finally blocked me on all social media and tbh I'm only pissed because his roomate just got a puppy
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
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