My penis looks like a roll of pennies
Oh. Ok. I get the hint.
Like a roll of pennies where the paper got wet & then dried all wrinkly and weird...
I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
Just woke up. I have a "Detective Jacob Arnold's" business card in my pocket.
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
While you were puking in the ocean I was rubbing your back saying "Just give it back to Mother Earth".
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
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