I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
His dick looked like E.T.'s finger. It scared me.
They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
Did we literally take a cab across the street
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
Dude I really need to stop drinking. I chugged a whole bottle of ketchup last night.
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
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