ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
so i don't know how many beers it takes to make a recliner look like a toilet, but that's how many i had.
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
She told me she was eating frosting, then I got the weirdest boner ever
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
I just told the joker that my vagina is the bat cave and he needs to infiltrate it.
Like did I tell you about the ex Amish guy? Because that was a mess
I just used my vibrator to scratch my back. This being single shit is for the birds
My cat took a shit on the guy who passed out in the bathtub
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