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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
All I need right now is some mouthwash, dignity, and security camera footage...
My phone keeps autocorrecting to the "st. Natty's Day Parade" and I'm completely okay with that
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
I just won 200$ from Bar Karaoke, for singing the "Sailor Moon" theme song, and then the Pokemon theme song, also known as the motherfucking ANTHEM OF POKEMON MASTERS LIKE ME. I HAD TO REPRESENT.
So do you know how we found out he was engaged?
An Amber Alert?
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
do you know of a way I can die but like NOT die? like not being unconcious, just ascending to an astral plane for a few weeks or months in real world time so i can sort my issues out away from the rigors of life kinda deal, you know?
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
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Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
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