Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
All I remember is lecturing my dog about how she's a lucky bitch to have a structured eating and shitting schedule.
Im on my period and I feel like I'm going to die. The only thing that can make this tolerable is for you to eat me out in the shower. Please. I'll do anything.
I used my yoga mat as a door stop so he couldn't come into my room when i was sleeping last night. Drunk engineering at its finest
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
I’M DRUNK AND EXCITED.
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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