Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
i was so high last night while i was driving i felt like i was riding a bike with no pedals
Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
So you really shouldn't go around telling people you're fireproof
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
whatever. i almost had sex in a car with someone passed out in the back seat. phone's not my biggest worry.
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
While buying Plan B the lady at the counter looked at me and said hope you have a successful night as I walked away in shame
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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