Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
Well the party says they're going to have three kegs and four trampolines. I think I'm going to invite my EMT buddies just to be safe.
I'm way to drunk for this play. I'm about to run up on stage and drop the main character
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
it's all fun and games til I text you in last nights clothes with a head bleed
I seriously want to say to him "Do you know how many blow jobs you could have gotten this summer?"
She's too awesome to dump: she gives me great blow jobs and free Popeyes. You just don't burn a bridge like that.
Dipping my sugar cookies in a glass of fireball and creme soda. This is holiday spirit
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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