I dreamt Michael Jackson dropped his pants in front of me and I had to ignore it.
Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
i just woke up in the woods behind my house in handcuffs and a dan marino jersey ive never seen before
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
I'll be waiting for you under the stairs with peanut butter and tequila ... Don't tell the neighbors
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
i realized really quickly that drinking a bottle of vodka and 3 crystal light packets wasn't the best idea i've ever had
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
Well apparently I decided it was easier I piss in the trash can at waffle house than In the toilet. Would've been ok if the trash can was in the bathroom.
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.
Hey. You got pizza and sex. How much more can you ask for?
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
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