How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
Referring to yourself in third person during sex is apparently an instant turn off
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
I think I just accidentally agreed to become a surrogate for a gay couple
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
Stopping for a booty call on the way to a lunch date... Bad form?
She woke up, mumbled "the trees" When i asked her what about them, she yelled "WE NEED THEM FOR OXYGEN," Then went back to sleep.
We need to get on her level.
I just bartered a blowjob for the ex-fiancée's engagement ring. FTW!
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