oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
He bought me a flower. He's totally getting head every day for a week.
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
He said "I can't wait for you to feel me inside of you so I can tell you gently that you're mine" and left me a 4 minute voice mail of him crying after I told him I didn't want to be with him. 30 year olds are off limits.
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
You have not lived until you and a ginger miget chick are jumping and waving your arms in a pitch black bathroom to turn on the motion lights. Yes, today I have officially lived.
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
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