Alarm just got pulled in my exam
Swear it wasn't me
i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like having to pee in a condom for my cousin so that he can pass a drug test.
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
In the middle of fucking me, she said "Hold on, I need my Hulk hands."
I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
A hefty woman and I mean hefty shoved her number in my pocket at the gym without as much as a hello, winked and kept walking. Going to use your bed to defile her, don't want her to know where I live or have my neighbors see! Thanks, you're a pal!
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
This couple is walking their pig around campus
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
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