Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
Just remembered i had an ordained minister bless my booze last night.
I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
I LOVE DRINKING BOOZE OUT OF A FUCKING LAMP
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
I need to stop getting so drunk at bowling
You tried to lick the lightbulb and fell off of the chair onto my wife and gave her a concussion. Did i mention you were naked?
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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