She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
pretty sure mid blowjob I told him I needed to call you and ask you if this was whore-ish. He hid my phone from me.
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
At what point do you think my baptist preacher of a father will clue in that my brother "bringing a foreign exchange student" for thanksgiving means "bringing his european boyfriend and they'll probably fuck every night" for thanksgiving?
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
Nothing kills the mood quicker than kneeing him in the face during sex
I was gonna jerk off, but then I thought about that movie last night and it killed that idea. I have serious boner trauma.
Tomorrow I'm going to tape my thumbs to my palms and my biceps to my abdomen to learn what it's like to be a t-rex for a day. Anyone else in?
Nope. I'm an adult now. I can successfully avoid to vomit in defiance of the porcelain god\n
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