I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
This morning I proved to myself and all the kids on the playground that I can't puke and drive.
she just totaled her parents new car because there was a bee in the car. So she crashed into a light pole to kill it.
They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
The word cocktail makes me want to rip my liver out and nail it to a cross.
Just chugged a Bloody Mary in 60 seconds flat. New personal best! Happy Sunday!
Don't be surprised if I hand out mini dildos on Halloween
I just googled, "what type of cured meat does my face taste like", and one of the top results was, "The Definitive Guide to Bacon." I couldn't make this up if I tried.
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
I know, dude. If he ends up having a tiny dick, I will literally pack it back into his pants and leave. Not worth the aggravation.
I’m going to cut back. New Year, New Me
I would never wish less dick on anyone but do what you gotta do
Randomize