By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
She was crying, alone at a college bar. It would have been rude NOT to try and show my penis to her.
The bouncer was kicking me out and I put up my finger for him to wait while I chugged the rest of my drink..all he could say is "are you serious right now?"
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
Are we sharing a room, or can I pack my vibrator?
Yes to both. We'll use the workout rotation from dorm life.
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
I can't wait to get home and drunk cuddle your dog
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
You poured a bottle of water into the salad bowl and said "bowls are a joke" and then poured it into your lap.
You think that was bad? One time my parents found my sister half naked on top of the four runner in the garage. She makes me look like the good child.
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