Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
you woke up and yelled "the tv is moving" and fell on the floor and passed back out
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
Hey, who is this? Sorry, you're in my phone as "you better remember".
I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
I took her to the bar and boom. All of my past slump busters were there. Shes cool enough to know what that means and said she was afraid they'd eat her so we left.
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
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