in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
Draw a picture of yourself puking and peeing on her and give it to her with a note that sys this could be your future if you be my friend
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
Medical school killed my enjoyment of porn. Hard to keep a boner when you're diagnosing all the actor's STDs and skin disorders.
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
So, I'm drinking, and I put my head down in the table. The cat jumped up to check on me, I have a cat sober monitor.
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
The problem I'm having with looking for jobs while drunk is reading is really hard
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
Stand and applaud for me. I have successfully masturbated in a Walmart changing room with the door wide open during normal business hours. I lead a very Charmed Life.
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