How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
our new exchange student wants to hear all about America's greatest politician, "Oprah." it's gonna be a long fucking day
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
Only time i ever look at my online banking statement is to see when i left the bar.
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
Last night I was this close to hooking up with someone called "Handjob Pat" dubbed for the time he paid $150 for a handjob in Canada.
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
I cried over the lack of milkshakes I've consumed in the last month
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
I'm sharing a breakfast burrito w my uber driver
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
I feel a blackout coming on
Plz don't have me burst into your house saying you're late for re airport to rescue you from a fat girl again
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